The Mom: I better use the bathroom before we fly off. You always have to use the bathroom before a big trip.
Kiddo: I'll just poop out the window.
Sunday, September 4, 2011
*The Mom and Kiddo entertaining each other in the car with jokes*
The Mom: What part of a ghost stinks?
Kiddo: What?
The Mom: His boooooty!
Kiddo: ...
The Mom: Get it?? His boooooty.
Kiddo: Why don't we have quiet time.
