*In the car*
Kiddo: Can I have some Oreos?
The mom: Just a couple.
*Hands her one*

*About fifteen minutes later*
Kiddo: Mommy, is a couple two?
The mom: Yes sweetie, why?

I look back and she has her hand out.

*Kiddo singing Christmas carols in the back seat*
Kiddo: And now for one about an unusual snowman. Froooosty the snowmaaaaan! Was a jolly happy soul!...

The Mom: Were you a good girl while I was gone this week?
Kiddo: Yeah
The Mom: Did you get any time outs?
Kiddo: One. I don't wanna talk about it.