Kiddo singing Jingle Bells: Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh! Bells on cocktail ring, making spirits bright!

The dad is snuggling with the kiddo. She falls asleep. Ten minutes later she rolls over and asks:

Kiddo: Daddy, is Cleopatra real?

She immediately rolls back over and falls asleep.

The kiddo is watching Rainbow Brite.  It looks like the monsters are about to get her.

The kiddo: Well, bon voyage, Rainbow Brite.